I think the concept of standing-in-queues started from here at Tirupati. Well, I'll agree queue for dharshanam, but holy cow even for buying plastic bags for the famous laddus there are several counters hidden behind each queue. OMG!! Of course this is not new for me, but what caught my attention was the countless marriages that were taking place on that day (feb 13th). I have only heard of marriages at Tirupathi before, but now I can claim having seen several of them on a single day. After standing for about two hours in line for getting a glimpse of lord Venkateshwara's splendidly decorated idol from fifty feet before being dragged away by women in uniforms shouting "kadalandi, jaragandi, dandam pettukondi.." and then trying to push to avoid getting squeezed among floating people in yet another queue to reach the "hundi", we finally made it to a restaurant for lunch. Hoping to relax and eat something at last, we stepped in only to further our queue marathon. There were people waiting beside each table so that they can get seated after those who finished. It was like a competition or may be another meaning of "self-service". For a second I thought of running out, but then I realized we were in TIRUMALA and nothing happens here unless you follow the queue. I tried to bribe a waiter to get us a table since we had kids and a senior citizen with us. It dint work. We waited and got seated. Even this wasnt the irony for me. The biggest bummer I saw that day was a newly wed couple waiting to get a seat. I felt sad that on the most important day in their lives, they had to go through this. I obviously couldnt give them mine, because they needed two together. They'll surely remember the troubles of marriage and how it all started!
PS: Going back again this weekend, for a second time this month. Wish me smaller Queues!!